My partner and I have daily conversations about who can depart work at what time and transport our children from school to home to soccer/piano/library/name your favorite miscellaneous activity. I mentioned that we need an “Alice” to help keep our busy schedules.
The Dad: Alice? Do we have zombies running around?
Me: Huh? You know, Alice. Alice from The Brady Bunch.
The Dad: Oh, I thought you meant Alice from Resident Evil.