As the January wind howls and daily highs hover in the single digits, it’s nice to know our lovely city is among those with a coldest average low temperature during the winter months. Cold nose, warm heart.
Winter in Iowa
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Iowa sunbathe.
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Iowa drive with the windows down, radio blasting.
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Iowa throw on a long sleeve shirt.
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
People in Iowa have the last cookout before it gets cold.
People in Miami all die.
Iowans close the windows.
Arizonans vacation in Hawaii and Mexico.
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.
Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door.
Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in Iowa let the dogs sleep indoors.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans are upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.
All atomic motion stops.
People in Iowa begin conversations with…”cold enough fer ya?”
Hell freezes over.
Iowa public schools open 2 hours late.
State universities remain open for business.
Too awesome not to share…